You know what I'm going to do? Let me explain.
JOSHUA'S BIG PLAN - THE STEPS TO SUCCESS.
Step 1: Collect "large" sum of money. It must be anywhere from five to thirty dollars. What, that's not large? Okay, $1000.
Step 2: Stuff collected sum into burlap sack with big black dollar sign on it. Under the dollar sign, "EVIL" must be written out in bold print. Make sure bills are overflowing, as to show people it is a cartoony sack of cash.
Step 3: Gather everyone you know; family, friends, teachers, what have you, into a large field, stadium or parking lot. Do not let your purpose become apparent yet.
Step 4: Grab sack of money, show it to everyone. Say, "Hey, look at all this cash! Isn't it GREAT?" Warning: People will ask you for some.
Step 5: Take out small can of gasoline, diesel, napalm, or any other explosive material and pour, wipe, or place it into target sack. Warning: People will yell obscenities at you.
Step 6: Take out lighter, book of matches, butane torch, or any other item that can cause flame or spark. Activate the item, set flame to sack.
Step 7: Punt sack across the gathering area, angrily. Turn to the crowd, pointing towards the now blazing sack of evil and shout "SEE THAT!? IT DOESN'T MATTER!" Hopefully, you've just proved a point. Note that this can only happen in your dreams.
With that out of the way, let me say I had a really decent day yesterday. I need more days like that... hanging out with my family, you know? Mia is the greatest sister, if not the greatest chick ever. And Shawn doesn't know it, but I'm going to own him at the Mercury Switch show this month. He will be left wondering how someone's vocal cords can generate such a brutally insane sound. 0wn3d. But seriously, I thank God every day that I've gotten closer to my family. Otherwise I'd probably still be listening to Limp Bizkit and yelling obscenities at old folks. By the way, if they ever build a time machine, go back to 2000 and kick my former self in the balls. Yikes man. Also, for anyone out there who enjoys playing Magic: The Gathering, make an investment and register for Magic Online. Seriously folks, it r0x0rz.